Lithium The Dog

  1. Home
  2. Our Team
  3. Lithium

About me

Hey there, I’m Lithium, Duzz Agency’s Chief Happiness Officer (CHO) and the only employee who gets away with sleeping on the job. 🐶

My primary role? Keeping morale high, detecting snack-related opportunities, and strategically blocking doorways for maximum disruption efficiency.

When I’m not napping or staring into the void contemplating existence, I specialize in professional tail-wagging, human training (they call it “obedience”), and psychological manipulation via puppy eyes.

Position

Chief Happiness Officer

Email Address

really?

Experience

1+ years in tactical biscuit acquisition, high-speed parkour (zoomies expert), and existential howling at 3 AM.

Contact Number

wof wof

Follow Us:

My expertise

I am the heartbeat of Duzz Agency’s controlled chaos, ensuring that no task is ever completed without a minor—yet significant—Lithium intervention. Whether it’s strategically blocking doorways, accidentally (totally on purpose) stepping on Dilara Balcı’s tablet, or ensuring Berk Mete never experiences an uninterrupted workflow, I keep the team on their toes. My expertise in snack acquisition and attention-demanding tactics is unmatched, and my random howling contributions bring a unique ambiance to every client meeting. Efficiency? Overrated. Disruption? Essential.

My skills

Lithium is an expert in workplace sabotage, master of snack-related reconnaissance, and a certified distraction specialist. His presence is both a blessing and a test of patience, ensuring that Duzz Agency never has a dull moment.

Creativity (mostly in destruction)
0%
Problem-Solving (he is the problem)
0%
Snack Detection (unmatched efficiency)
0%

Get into touch with us






    en_USEnglish