Hey there, I’m Lithium, Duzz Agency’s Chief Happiness Officer (CHO) and the only employee who gets away with sleeping on the job. 🐶
My primary role? Keeping morale high, detecting snack-related opportunities, and strategically blocking doorways for maximum disruption efficiency.
When I’m not napping or staring into the void contemplating existence, I specialize in professional tail-wagging, human training (they call it “obedience”), and psychological manipulation via puppy eyes.
Chief Happiness Officer
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1+ years in tactical biscuit acquisition, high-speed parkour (zoomies expert), and existential howling at 3 AM.
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I am the heartbeat of Duzz Agency’s controlled chaos, ensuring that no task is ever completed without a minor—yet significant—Lithium intervention. Whether it’s strategically blocking doorways, accidentally (totally on purpose) stepping on Dilara Balcı’s tablet, or ensuring Berk Mete never experiences an uninterrupted workflow, I keep the team on their toes. My expertise in snack acquisition and attention-demanding tactics is unmatched, and my random howling contributions bring a unique ambiance to every client meeting. Efficiency? Overrated. Disruption? Essential.
Lithium is an expert in workplace sabotage, master of snack-related reconnaissance, and a certified distraction specialist. His presence is both a blessing and a test of patience, ensuring that Duzz Agency never has a dull moment.
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